From points south:
Turn north
on The Scenic Route to Alaska
Turn west
at the sign with an arrow
This Way to Alaska.
And my house? My house is exactly
1 province and 1 territory,
2002.7 kilometers,
1244.4 miles,
24+ driving hours
From the nearest piece of Alaska.
Even though it appears that all roads hereabouts lead to Alaska
There is one
That actually leads home.
My home.